fredag 5 september 2008

Nyheter från The Onion

I Daytona, Tennessee, har man hittat en uppenbarelse av Charles Darwin på en vägg. Evolutionister fullständigt strömmar till platsen.

"Darwinic pilgrims claim the image fills them with an overwhelming feeling of logic."

Och i senaste horoskopet står det såhär om mitt astrologiska tecken:
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
"You'll laugh in the face of danger this week, but in a way where it'll be obvious you're just masking your fear."
Andra favoriter är bl a:
Cancer June 22 - July 22
"The inaccuracy of your last 17 horoscopes finally leads you to a inescapable conclusion: You are actually a Libra."

Taurus April 20 - May 20
"Try as you might, you will be unable to convince the judge that the big jewel heist was all the monkey's idea."

Aquarius January 20 - February 18
"Being in a relationship means having to make certain sacrifices. Keep slaying those goats to prevent your wife from leaving you."

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2 kommentarer:

Anonym sa...

Min favoritrubrik från The Onion

"Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People"

Pekka S sa...

De är grymt roliga ibland. Jag gillar deras video-avdelning oxå.