onsdag 5 mars 2008

Att onanera eller inte onanera

Onani är något som vissa religiösa rörelser verkar lägga extremt mycket energi på. Avhållsamhet från detta det vill säga.

Mormonerna verkar vara glada medlemmar av denna antionanirörelse och här är några av deras "framgångstips":

"1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal washing and using the bathroom.

2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company, especially when you are feeling particularly weak.

3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don’t suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.

4. After you bathe, don’t admire yourself in the mirror. Stay in the shower just long enough to clean yourself. Then dry off and GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.

5. When in bed (especially if that is where you masturbate), wear pajamas or other clothes so that you cannot easily touch yourself (and so that it would be difficult to remove those clothes. The time it takes to remove your clothing gives additional time to controll your thinking and overcome the temptation).

6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED! Go into the kitchen and make a snack, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.

7. Never look at pornography on the internet or elsewhere. Never read about your problem (even on sites claiming to be “educational”). Keep it out of mind. Remember — “First a thought, then an act.” The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.

8. Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read good books, scriptures, talks of church leaders. Make a daily habit of reading at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably from one of the four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon. The four Gospels — Matthew, Mark, Luke and John — above anything else in the Bible can be helpful because of their uplifting qualities.

9. Pray. But when you pray, don’t pray about this problem, for that will tend to keep it in your mind more than ever. Pray for faith, pray for understanding of the Scriptures, pray for members of your family who need help. Pray for your friends, BUT KEEP THE PROBLEM OUT OF YOUR MIND BY NOT MENTIONING IT EVEN IN YOUR PRAYERS. KEEP IT OUT of your mind! The attitude of a person toward his problem has an affect on how easy it is to overcome. It is essential that a firm commitment be made to control the habit. As a person understands his reasons for the behavior, and is sensitive to the conditions or situations that may trigger a desire for the act, he develops the power to control it."

sajten jag hämtat listan ifrån finns ytterligare 19 tips för att rädda varje helig spermie. Bl a ska man:
"11. In the field of psychotherapy there is a very effective technique called aversion therapy. When we associate or think of something very distasteful with something which has been pleasurable, but undesirable, the distasteful thought and feeling will begin to cancel out that which was pleasurable. If you associate something very distasteful with your loss of self-control it will help you to stop the act. For example, if you are tempted to masturbate, think of having to bathe in a tub of worms, and eat several of them as you do the act. It sounds goofy, but it actually works!

13. Get out of bed immediately in the mornings. Do not lie in bed awake, no matter what time of day it is. Get up and do something. Start each day with an enthusiastic activity.

14. Keep your bladder empty. Believe it or not, having a full bladder can cause you to feel sexually stimulated. As strange as it sounds you may find that going to the bathroom often makes it easier to refrain from masturbating.

16. Always wear pajamas at night (preferably ones that tie or are difficult to open).

18. It is sometimes helpful to have a physical object to use in overcoming this problem. A Bible, for example, held firmly in hand, even in bed at night has proven helpful in extreme cases."

Jag har en alternativ lista:
"1. Onanera - Och slappna sedan av. Lägg er energi på något vettigare än alla dessa ångestladdade avhållsamhetsövningarna."
(via Friendly Atheist)

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5 kommentarer:

Anonym sa...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ursäkta men du kna inte förstå hur mycket jag garvade när jag läste dess regler så dum

Pekka S sa...

Tänk vilken energi som går åt att följa alla dessa punkter... Stackars onanofobiker :)

Anonym sa...

jag undrar vad de religiösa säger om ofrivillig utlösning i sömnen, det som händer av sig självt när det blir "för mycket och för länge".. där spills det ju spermier... fast jag tror de skulle då säga "guds vilja".


Pekka S sa...

Frågan är i vad de omoraliska ligger enligt mormonerna. Är det "onödiga" spillandet av sädesvätska? Är det handlingen i sig som trotsar guds regler? Är det "egoismen" i handlingen de stör sig på? Eller annat?

Har dock svårt att tro att det skulle handla om spillandet av spermier. Det vore närmast absurt. De lagras ju inte i all evighet...

Anonym sa...

jag håller mig till din alternativa lista... det lät enklare ;) ^^